GOD DOESN'T CARE ABOUT REALITY TELEVISION!

I'm glad the creation of this blog coincided with the beginning of Big Brother 8 because these people will give us enough material to go on for the entire summer. Where to begin:

Amber


1. Every episode with the God crap... God doesn't care about reality television. Period. If He did, I think we'd be seeing very different outcomes. People bringing Jesus into reality shows is a HUGE pet peeve of mine. These shows are driven by deceit, greed, and self-preservation, and I love them for it. Somehow I doubt dieties have the same perspective.

2. When you walked into that house, you became a player. Being a mother, a woman, curly-haired, green-eyed are all just as meaningless in the context of the game. To say that she has kids and you have a kid and you would never put her up is absolute bullshit. If you get the chance, you will vote her out in a heartbeat. And what will you use to justify it? You were doing what you had to do for your kid.

You aren't more deserving of this because you have faith. You aren't more deserving because you have a kid. Shut up. Play the game. Leave God and your kid the hell out of it.

Jen


This girl is a nanny. WHO THE HELL IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD TRUST THIS GIRL TO CARE FOR THEIR CHILDREN??? This video is no exaggeration, either. She doesn't shut up about herself. She also has these stupid shirts that say things like "I'm Jenuine" and "Jensa Member." What she really needs is a shirt that says "Jenital Warts."

Joe


Speaking of VD, what a fucking psycho this guy is. Less than an hour into the first episode, he's talking about how his ex (who is actually in the house with him) gave him gonorrhea. I don't believe him. I think he is a manipulative liar. He is disgusting to listen to, annoying to look at, and the only things bigger than his imagination are his nipples. I can't believe this guy passed the psych test.

There is really only one person I actually like so far:

Mike


I like Mike for 2 reasons: he keeps his mouth shut and his shirt off. I like him in spite of the fact that he's aligned himself with Kail, who is fucking annoying but not annoying enough to crack the top 3 (yet).