So much for that whole rehab thing. LoHo may do some Scooter Libby time behind this one. Countdown til OD starting..........now.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Monday, July 16, 2007
And This Is News Why?
LoHo Checks out of rehab. Well whoopthefuckee! I for one am shocked that she didn't OD before she hit the big 2-1. Was she ever really in rehab at all? Wasn't that hoe rollerblading down Santa Monica Pier when she was in "rehab"? She should have done the world a favor and drowned herself in the Pacific. Maybe after the furor over her died down we'd get some real news about I don't know, the war that's still going on?
HATE.
Sunday, July 15, 2007
GOD DOESN'T CARE ABOUT REALITY TELEVISION!
I'm glad the creation of this blog coincided with the beginning of Big Brother 8 because these people will give us enough material to go on for the entire summer. Where to begin:
Amber
1. Every episode with the God crap... God doesn't care about reality television. Period. If He did, I think we'd be seeing very different outcomes. People bringing Jesus into reality shows is a HUGE pet peeve of mine. These shows are driven by deceit, greed, and self-preservation, and I love them for it. Somehow I doubt dieties have the same perspective.
2. When you walked into that house, you became a player. Being a mother, a woman, curly-haired, green-eyed are all just as meaningless in the context of the game. To say that she has kids and you have a kid and you would never put her up is absolute bullshit. If you get the chance, you will vote her out in a heartbeat. And what will you use to justify it? You were doing what you had to do for your kid.
You aren't more deserving of this because you have faith. You aren't more deserving because you have a kid. Shut up. Play the game. Leave God and your kid the hell out of it.
Jen
This girl is a nanny. WHO THE HELL IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD TRUST THIS GIRL TO CARE FOR THEIR CHILDREN??? This video is no exaggeration, either. She doesn't shut up about herself. She also has these stupid shirts that say things like "I'm Jenuine" and "Jensa Member." What she really needs is a shirt that says "Jenital Warts."
Joe
Speaking of VD, what a fucking psycho this guy is. Less than an hour into the first episode, he's talking about how his ex (who is actually in the house with him) gave him gonorrhea. I don't believe him. I think he is a manipulative liar. He is disgusting to listen to, annoying to look at, and the only things bigger than his imagination are his nipples. I can't believe this guy passed the psych test.
There is really only one person I actually like so far:
Mike
I like Mike for 2 reasons: he keeps his mouth shut and his shirt off. I like him in spite of the fact that he's aligned himself with Kail, who is fucking annoying but not annoying enough to crack the top 3 (yet).
Amber
1. Every episode with the God crap... God doesn't care about reality television. Period. If He did, I think we'd be seeing very different outcomes. People bringing Jesus into reality shows is a HUGE pet peeve of mine. These shows are driven by deceit, greed, and self-preservation, and I love them for it. Somehow I doubt dieties have the same perspective.
2. When you walked into that house, you became a player. Being a mother, a woman, curly-haired, green-eyed are all just as meaningless in the context of the game. To say that she has kids and you have a kid and you would never put her up is absolute bullshit. If you get the chance, you will vote her out in a heartbeat. And what will you use to justify it? You were doing what you had to do for your kid.
You aren't more deserving of this because you have faith. You aren't more deserving because you have a kid. Shut up. Play the game. Leave God and your kid the hell out of it.
Jen
This girl is a nanny. WHO THE HELL IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD TRUST THIS GIRL TO CARE FOR THEIR CHILDREN??? This video is no exaggeration, either. She doesn't shut up about herself. She also has these stupid shirts that say things like "I'm Jenuine" and "Jensa Member." What she really needs is a shirt that says "Jenital Warts."
Joe
Speaking of VD, what a fucking psycho this guy is. Less than an hour into the first episode, he's talking about how his ex (who is actually in the house with him) gave him gonorrhea. I don't believe him. I think he is a manipulative liar. He is disgusting to listen to, annoying to look at, and the only things bigger than his imagination are his nipples. I can't believe this guy passed the psych test.
There is really only one person I actually like so far:
Mike
I like Mike for 2 reasons: he keeps his mouth shut and his shirt off. I like him in spite of the fact that he's aligned himself with Kail, who is fucking annoying but not annoying enough to crack the top 3 (yet).
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Shut up you stupid slag!
If they really want to torture suspected terrorists at Guantanamo Bay, they should start playing reruns from this season of The View. Better yet, they should haul Barbara Walters there because inflicting this loud-mouth lunatic onto us on a daily basis is clearly an act of terrorism.
I find Rosie O'Donnell truly repulsive. For someone so quick to point out Elisabeth's age time and time again (you are very young and you are very wrong), you would think she'd be acting like a 45-year-old woman instead of a 15-year-old girl. LET IT FUCKING GO ALREADY! Christ.
I find Rosie O'Donnell truly repulsive. For someone so quick to point out Elisabeth's age time and time again (you are very young and you are very wrong), you would think she'd be acting like a 45-year-old woman instead of a 15-year-old girl. LET IT FUCKING GO ALREADY! Christ.
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
it's a blog name i guess
Some people just need to do the world a favor and go drown themselves. Take this girl who posted to an advice blog for teenage girls:
Sweetie, what you sort of really need is punctuation. Thanks for inspiring the blog.
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i have a friend his name is Ryne and he is my bestest friend ever. we even plan to make cuppycakes (cupcakes its a code name i guess) and go to the movies and he is my old friend's boyfriend and i wouldnt of wanted to go out with him if i was still friends with my old friend but stuff happened and we arent friends anymore and Ryne doesnt like her any more either so what ever i think it would be really cool to go ut with Ryne but i dotn kno if he likes me to and i sort of really need help too!
Sweetie, what you sort of really need is punctuation. Thanks for inspiring the blog.
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